2008

Aug

Missing: My imaginary friend. This photo actually makes me...
Aug 28th

Phrases from the Floor

notthatkindagay: Tom Hanks is doing the narration of this military video. Remind anybody else of his...
Aug 28th
Spaghetti Cat ftw.
Aug 28th
Warch Watch
A clip from E!’s The Soup featuring a photo of a cat eating spaghetti that pops up randomly...
Aug 28th
Warch Watch
Eisenhowers farewell address. Old yet still depressingly relevant. Taken from the documentary...
Aug 26th
Aug 25th
“If you stayed at one of Best Western’s 1,312 European...”
— “Russian Mobsters Steal...
Aug 24th
MusicLemon: it's like Limewire, except as a...
Aug 24th
Warch Watch
obama08: chuckmore: You’ve gotta respect the turnaround on this new Obama ad. I just woke up, read...
Aug 24th
notthatkindagay: noahkai: (via craytonc) hahahhaha. at...
Aug 24th
Until just recently, the updates on mindset have been close to zero. All of us were on vacations,...
Aug 23rd
Seattle combines the old and the new beautifully.
Aug 23rd
Random, giant pylons by the seaside in Seattle, Washington,...
Aug 23rd
Two of many waterfalls in Johnston Canyon. Banff, Alberta,...
Aug 23rd
Calgary, Alberta… in all it’s depressingness.
Aug 23rd
A slightly sketchy part of town. Vancouver, British...
Aug 23rd
Raccoon at Stanley Park in Vacouver, British Columbia.
Aug 23rd
The Atheist Test (click through to view — careful,...
Aug 22nd
Listen Listen
“Dance Wiv Me” by Dizzee Rascal (ft. Calvin Harris and Chrome) Download this mp3 for...
Aug 21st
New iPhone comes loaded with intentionally-taken photo of...
Aug 21st
Warch Watch
What do you get when you take a video of a Britney Spears concert and strip out everything but the...
Aug 21st
Blogger discovers at least one of the...
Aug 21st

Cut The Crap Playlist August 2008 -...

THIS MONTH: Quite a bit of chillout music, but not all…also, some British tunes that are on...
Aug 21st
lfarm: A gorilla at a zoo in the German city of Muenster is...
Aug 21st
The Beijing Olympics opening ceremony was photoshopped The girl that sang “Hymn To The...
Aug 16th
Bush meets Bill Gates at the Olympics (click for the...
Aug 11th
Warch Watch
“5 Years Time” by Noah and the Whale Apologies for the extreme lack of updates lately,...
Aug 11th
Bernie Mac dead at 50
Aug 11th
10 reasons why it would rule to date a unicorn
Aug 5th

After fireworks in Vancouver

Unsober Guy: (to me) Nice cape!
Sober Guy: (to Unsober Guy) SHHH!! Stop talking to people.
Unsober Guy: (to me) Where'd you get it?
Me: It's a blanket
Unsober Guy 2: Nice poncho.
Aug 3rd

Jul

Guy vying for a Linux-related job asks for...
Jul 30th
OH NO U DI’INT! Jesus is one helluva mean...
Jul 29th
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Jul 29th
Dude… wait, what? Ok, so I figure softening the blow...
Jul 29th
Listen Listen
“Teddy Black” by Spiral Beach Previously: “Made Of Stone”
Jul 29th
Three keyboard shortcuts for mindset you don’t know about …because I just figured out...
Jul 29th
Listen Listen
“Throw It On A Fire” by Bell Orchestre
Jul 28th
With my second and last day at Hillside done, I can honestly say it was one of the greatest weekends...
Jul 28th
Listen Listen
“Volcanoes” by Islands
Jul 28th
Saw Spiral Beach, Born Ruffians, We Are Wolves and Islands yesterday at Hillside. INCREDIBLE....
Jul 27th
Listen Listen
“Your English Is Good” by Tokyo Police Club
Jul 26th
Warch Watch
Rapper Nas collected over 600,000 signatures saying that Fox News is racist. Fox News rejected the...
Jul 25th
CBC’s fifth estate had an interesting episode a couple of days ago about animals in...
Jul 25th
Woman commits suicide after being faced with...
Jul 25th
Warch Watch
Green-band Pineapple Express trailer! Also see the leaked red-band one from February. AUGUST 8TH,...
Jul 23rd
Anyone else noticed how the commercials for Pineapple Express don’t mention pot… at all?...
Jul 23rd
Listen Listen
“M79” by Vampire Weekend
Jul 23rd
OMFG! I just twigged that I have not updated this since 1999… You would not believe the amount...
Jul 23rd
“One of our readers sent us a scan from an old paper...
Jul 23rd
“Use caution when walking in unfamiliar areas.”
— Thanks, Google Maps! (Google...
Jul 23rd
Wikipedia: Features removed from Windows...
Jul 23rd
A photo has emerged of a detainee held by the United States...
Jul 23rd
nath: Jen Gotch is the talent photographer behind this...
Jul 22nd
“What’s great about this country is that America started the...”
— Andy Warhol, 1975 (via...
Jul 22nd
Listen Listen
“None Shall Pass” by Aesop Rock So good it hurts.
Jul 22nd
Mister Mitten’s Big Adventure. Best Threadless shirt...
Jul 22nd
“During the filming of the 1958 Disney nature documentary...”
— Snopes.com article. They also...
Jul 21st
When you’re russian for a drink, there’s no time...
Jul 20th
Warch Watch
“Alice”, a song made almost entirely out of soundbites from Disney’s Alice In...
Jul 19th
LESBIANS! We’re lesbians. (not an accurate...
Jul 19th
There is no federal agency with regulatory...
Jul 19th
Faceless people have recently been spotted at Wimbledon...
Jul 18th
Listen Listen
“Doo Uap, Doo Uap, Doo Uap” by Gabin Edited for length. Again.
Jul 18th
Warch Watch
Feist on Sesame Street singing an edited version of “1 2 3 4”. I love...
Jul 17th
Listen Listen
“Mercury” by Bloc Party BRAND NEW! Download it now as a part of July’s Cut The...
Jul 16th

Cut The Crap Playlist July 2008 -...

Tracklisting for this month’s playlist:*Songs marked with stars are either BRAND NEW or...
Jul 16th
Warch Watch
Charlie bit me. Best. Video. Ever.
Jul 16th
“Listen up Guns and Roses fans, I know you’ve been...”
— Leah Miller on...
Jul 16th
Centipedes? In my vagina? Fark <3
Jul 15th
Listen Listen
“Down To Earth” by Peter Gabriel From the Wall-E soundtrack.
Jul 15th
“WALL-E specifically singles out and targets obese people as...”
— A quote in “Your guide...
Jul 15th
Incredible photo of clouds and the reflections in a...
Jul 15th
Download.com: Free MP3 of the Day
Jul 15th
Welcome to heaven. Please put down your guns. from...
Jul 14th
Warch Watch
The fantastically trippy music video for “Shut Up And Let Me Go” by The Ting...
Jul 14th
Banksy, unmasked. (via Daily Mail)
Jul 13th
Cigarettes: Suicide/Homicide I made this in Microsoft Paint...
Jul 13th
Download "Presto", Pixar's animated short...
Jul 13th
Listen Listen
“Mirando” by Ratatat
Jul 13th
“It feels a little like the American Family Association was...”
— A hilariously biased Yahoo!...
Jul 13th

Wikipedia: "Tetris" to "Premature...

In a half-assed attempt to become unbored yesterday, I decided to Wikipedia “Tetris”, my...
Jul 12th
Listen Listen
“Paradise” by Ana Laan (also known as Ana Serrano van der Laan) Used in the Dove Go...
Jul 9th
Thunderfuck my mouth is shut. Been a while, feel like a cunt.Can’t wait for this drama to pass.Oh...
Jul 8th
lfarm: I live here! I love the “my spot” tag...
Jul 8th
Listen Listen
“This Sentence Will Ruin/Save Your Life” by Born Ruffians
Jul 6th
Wil Wheaton’s sexy clown shirt has been successfully...
Jul 6th
Promotional posters for Evil Dead: The Musical, now in...
Jul 6th

Reddit thread: continued

Continued from yesterday’s post titled “Get into my car, get offa my...
Jul 6th
Is down for everyone or just me?
Jul 6th
“Ask Sasha how she sees herself and she replies:...”
— Daily Mail Online article...
Jul 6th

Get into my car, get offa my cloud

Digg comment threads aren’t the only comments that can be hilarious. Check out this Reddit...
Jul 6th
Creative Coca-Cola billboard near Queen St. in...
Jul 6th

Hey, are you thirsty?

Emerson: I've had a really good weekend so far.
Lipton Green Tea man biking past us: Hey, are you thirsty?
Emerson: Yeah!
Lipton Man: *throws can of green tea*
Emerson: THAT FUCKING HURT!
Jul 6th
 old yet still funny
Jul 5th
Jul 1st
Warch Watch
TBS, your cleverness amazes me. Hey, let’s get an obnoxious guy to promote his virtually...
Jul 1st

Jun

Jun 30th
Computers aren’t the only things they fix
Jun 29th
Listen Listen
“Dreamworld” by Rilo Kiley
Jun 29th
moderation: Sunsets…(So, I came across this photo while...
Jun 29th
Bizarro: Canadian CSI /facepalm
Jun 27th
WHAT THE FUCK DO I NEED TO KNOW
Jun 27th
I has noodls. As much as I hate to admit it, I still love...
Jun 27th
“They didn’t ask us anything. Plus, we don’t like...”
— Gerard Casale, bass player...
Jun 27th
Listen Listen
“Annie, Let’s Not Wait” by Guillemots
Jun 26th
Pingu! When it didn’t suck and didn’t have its...
Jun 26th
Warch Watch
Ryanair’s CEO promises “beds and blowjobs” to business class passengers. Well,...
Jun 26th
Listen Listen
“The Slow Build” by Duels
Jun 26th
Listen Listen
“Believe” by The Bravery Previously by The Bravery: “Bad Sun”
Jun 24th
Exams are done, school is done. This summer is going to be the best one yet. I plan on being...
Jun 24th
Please, learn the difference. [Edit by jp: funny story...
Jun 23rd
Warch Watch
lfarm: Video from the Bubble Battle in Times Square on Saturday. Music: File Me Away by Badly Drawn...
Jun 23rd

Cut The Crap Playlist June 2008 -...

Cut The Crap: A new monthly music playlist put together by me 20 of the greatest songs of the...
Jun 22nd
I watched the last half hour or so of Camp Rock this...
Jun 22nd
Exploding whales, birds, donkeys, dogs and...
Jun 22nd
Luminato at the Distillery District in Toronto last weekend
Jun 22nd
Warch Watch
Hilairious NicoDerm commercial — the psycho stewardess from hell!
Jun 21st
Ad for the Aadhar Association. In India, every year 1.1...
Jun 20th
yourdp: Will Smiths “Hancock” premier in London last night...
Jun 20th
Listen Listen
“Elevator Music” by Beck
Jun 20th
Warch Watch
Bill O’Reilly flips out about the low quality of a teleprompter on an old clip of Inside...
Jun 19th
Jesus is shy, lol.
Jun 18th
A picture made with 100% acrylics. The artist is unknown by...
Jun 17th
Listen Listen
“The Morning After” by Elliot Smith A fantastic, heart-warming song by Elliott Smith....
Jun 17th

It's exam week

…so please lower your expectations as we stare blankly at pages of information hoping it will...
Jun 16th

Vichy markets $11 water in a can as a...

Vichy had a promotional tent up at Luminato, an arts festival in Toronto this weekend. In it, they...
Jun 15th
Warch Watch
Barack Obama on religion and politics.
Jun 15th
Tuesday, June 17th: Firefox Download Day...
Jun 15th
These gummi lighthouses (…why?) are circumcised. Click...
Jun 15th
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