February 2008
Don't relate the afrocentric school in Toronto to...
Kids of all races are allowed in and it’s up to the parents whether they want their children to go there or not, therefore it’s not segregation, at least not like how it was historically.
Now, whether the black-focused school in Toronto was the greatest way to handle the “40% of black kids drop out” situation or not is an entirely different story. If the kids enjoy it and...
January 2008
“Too many requests? We’ve added a “clear all” option for when...”
– Facebook
WatchThis is what cops do with conviscated marijuana, apparently. Cop: “I think I’m having an overdose and so’s my wife.” 911 Operator: “Overdose of what?” Cop: “Marijuana. I don’t know if there was something in it. Can you please send rescue?” Operator: “Do you guys have a fever or anything?” Cop: “No I’m just, I think...
These Weapons of Mass Destruction cannot be... →
The weapons you are looking for are currently unavailable. The country might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your weapons inspectors mandate.
Newest Google bomb: Guess what comes up first when... →
(Wikipedia: Google Bomb)
The US economy is dying, and Wal-Mart thinks they...
Wal-Mart is planning on reducing prices by between 10-30%, in an effort to help save the US economy. Says John Flemming, Wal-Mart’s chief mechandising officer: “We all know economic times are tough so our plan is to help with added savings throughout the year, focusing especially on what people want, when they need it.” Translation: “The Super Bowl is coming up, and we...
FREE kidney stone with every two cans of Coke or... →
“tl;dr”
– Too Long; Didn’t Read. The perfect acronym for lazy, illiterate, trollish people who are desperately trying to be witty while unintentionally going out in a final bang of fail.
Apparently, starting to study for exams a week in...
…because I haven’t started studying for French (exam on Monday) or geography (exam on Tuesday). I’ve been too busy studying the parts of the science textbook my teacher oh-so-graciously didn’t bother teaching. Normally I wouldn’t go out of my way to learn more by reading a textbook, but the fact that every other science class got a review page with stuff on it that my...
The Health Check logo has a slight flaw...
…Food companies pay the Heart and Stroke Foundation to have the logo placed on their products. The Foundation describes the Health Check program almost like they see it as an advertising opportunity: “…the Health Check symbol on your package can generate an immediate and compelling healthy eating message for your brand — stimulating trial and driving sales!”
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Guess which driver's facing 21 years in prison —... →
Hackers get pissed: the Internet versus... →
I love hackers, as of right now.
"God hates fag-enablers"
“God hates fag-enablers. God hates the sordid tacky, bucket of slime seasoned with vomit known as Brokeback Mountain—and He hates all persons having anything whatsoever to do with it. Heath Ledger is now in Hell and has begun serving his eternal sentence.” ~Fred Phelps
Anti-gay minister Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church (he also runs Godhatesfags.com) is planning on picketing...
6 things I hate about what you're wearing
I’ve been pretty disgusted at what I’ve seen people wear lately, so I figure I’ll let you know what I’m thinking. It’s a personal blog, without a comments section, which means I can talk and you can’t publicly disagree with me. Win-win!
1. American Eagle Knockoff Uggs/Emus - Uggs are uggly. American Eagle makes you look like a billboard. Put them together, and...
Watch Me Fall Apart by Hard-Fi
Wendy's Baconator: The Discussion
Ron: Good, but I would really Love it if my Wendy's would make the bacon crisp. I hate it when my bacon is limp.
Oblvios: Ron, sorry to hear that. Sounds more like a personal problem.
11 things we learned watching Cloverfield
(via onlymagazine.ca)
1. All big, city destroying, human eating monsters kind of look the same. Gone are the goofy days of Godzilla or the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man (not to mention that if the Ghostbusters had been around this kind of shit would have never happened), now they all just look like the monster from The Faculty/Starship Troopers/Mimic/The Host/Men in Black.
5. Black people are...
CLOVERFIELD: You could try getting into a theater...
Warning! Spoilers ahead. EDITS AT BOTTOM: Is a sequal coming?
[Click to enlarge photo] Let’s just get what everyone’s wondering cleared up: it’s a spider or something, except its crazy big and seems to have characteristics of a scorpion as well… wait, let me rephrase that: it’s a massive spider that seems to have a scorpion-like tail, but the head looks like...
I realized I haven’t posted any music...
3 tags
Hey There Delaney →
Plain White Tee’s parody. Coreywatch: *When asked whether he would want to party with Paris Hilton, he replied “I reckon I’m too upper-class for [her].” *The producers of the reality TV show Big Brother are considering hiring him as a host. *Corey’s fashion has started to spark trends, and critics are seeing similarities in Milan’s fashion shows. *I promise...
Idolator's Critics Poll 2008 - albums, tracks, and... →
Starring Feist, M.I.A., Amy Winehouse, LCD Soundsystem…
"Australian party animal" (Corey who?) updates
Okay, so I’m a bit obsessed about this Australian jailbait I’ve reported on twice already. Some things that I’ve discovered lately:
The “child porn” charge had to do with semi-naked teenaged girls and a game of Twister (I SO CALLED THIS)
Slap some sense into Corey in this online game
Countless Facebook groups and protest events have been created on Facebook. Says...
Corey Delaney ARRESTED!
Remember Corey Delaney? Well, no one’s allowed to use his name in articles any more because he’s been arrested for public nuisance and producing child porn (read: drunken sixteen-year-old girls). Too bad everyone knows his name already.
A lot happens overnight, especially when in Australia, it’s already tomorrow. Many of the news articles available yesterday have been deleted...
Major league asshole to his parents, major league...
Meet Corey Delaney from Melbourne, Australia. This past Saturday he decided to take advantage of his parents being away, and threw a party.
He promoted it to his friends through MySpace, Facebook and text messages. In the end, almost 500 teenagers showed up for his party (most drunk out of their minds), causing $20,000 in damage. But would he do it again? “I would do it this weekend if my...
Harry Potter and the Deathy Hallows to be split... →
Because they obviously don’t make enough money already.
Read these 10 stupid quotes and try not to slap...
The following quotes from the book “Lexicon of Stupidity” by Ross and Kathryn Petras. Quotes have alternating indents to make them easier to read. —————————————
City Manager (to an audience member): “Excuse me. No cigarette smoking is allowed. Would you please put out that cigarette?” Smoker:...
Juno completely ignored by the 2008 Golden Globes
This year’s Golden Globes… erm, press conference was incredibly boring. Due to the Writer’s Strike, it consisted of 60 minutes of four hosts making comments about winners and oh-so-fascinatingly guessing who would win upcoming awards. Of that hour, approximately 20 minutes were commercials, many of which were network ads promoting TV shows and other events on NBC. So many...
“PETA raised over $30 million last year, and it’s using that money to kill...”
– CFF Director of Research David Martosko (article)
Facebook finally listens, partially, but not...
We wanted to give you a heads up about some upcoming changes to the profile and how your application’s profile boxes will work. As time has gone on, we’ve received increased complaints from users that friends’ profiles are getting too cluttered, and that people are having trouble finding the information they are looking for on their friends’ profiles. On the other side, users are complaining that...
$1.50 per liter gasoline is in the near future;... →
"Durrrr" of the Day
No, this isn’t going to be a daily thing, but it’s something I’m fairly sure you’ll enjoy and possibly even remember and find funny for at least an hour or two:
A woman in San Diego County is sueing Apple for not letting iPods play WMA files.
Rofl rofl rofl, ok get over yourself. She also claims iPods force people to buy from iTunes. Erm, durrrrrrrr. Gee, I sure wish I...
“Let’s see if we can do this in one toke— take…”
– Spoken section in the beginning of “I Am Over It” by The Dandy Warhols
Rip/download music from Tumblr →
» How to download an mp3 from Tumblr: This post used to be about downloading music from MySpace, but that’s impossible now, and a bunch of people have been sent to this page via Google after searching for “rip tumblr mp3s”, or similar phrases… so I figure I might as well show you guys how I do it.
It’s super simple! To download tumblr songs, use Firefox as your...
Ugh, hiatus again, sorry
EDIT: THE HIATUS IS OVER, AT LEAST FOR THE WEEKEND! WOOOOOO Please bear with me while I get my summatives and exam studying under control. mindset. will return shortly!
I am tired of these motherfucking mice on this...
Er, ok, prepare to never see pillows the same way ever again. Apparently a flight from Washington to China had a mice infestation on it, with mice (dead and alive) hiding in pillows.
Hiding. In. Pillows. ALIVE. Makes me squirm in my chair and never want to put my head on a pillow ever again, for reals.
And as if that wasn’t bad enough, they seem to be deathproof. A Chinese state official...
Steven Colbert's Science Glossary: "Fahrenheit"
I used to be pro-Fahrenheit — after all, it’s the American way of measuring heat. That is, until I learned it was named after some Dutch guy. Sorry, but I don’t want my thermometer taking orders from some Amsterdam stoner who got bonged out of his mind one night and started messing around with mercury. “Dude, it’s like I can see the temperature!” [From I Am...
"Skins" stars April Pearson (Michelle) and Mike...
The stars of Channel 4 show Skins have apparently been axed - because they are too expensive. It seems the show will return for a third series in 2009 - but with a cast of new faces because of the tight budget, reports the Daily Star.
Apparently April Pearson, 18, who plays Michelle and Mike Bailey, 19, who plays Sid, will not have their contracts renewed. Producers are hoping to persuade...