mindset.

…aaaand we’ve lost her.

yourdp:

You set the time and days.  If you attempt to send an e-mail within your self set danger zone, google with ask you a series of mathematical questions ranging in difficulty from 1-5.  You pass, your drunken love note gets through the gates.  If not, it will have to wait until morning which is probably for the best anyway.

Now if they could only pass off such technology for cell phone texting.

This could be a joke, but I actually do think people would make use of this feature…

Woah. Keith Olbermann of “Countdown” made an incredible Special Comment on Sarah Palin yesterday. Watch it.

But of course, you know better, Governor. You’re smarter than the rest of us. A reporter asks you a horrible gotcha question like “which newspapers do you read” and it takes you four days to come up with an answer, and somehow it’s the reporter’s fault. The reporter asks you to name one Supreme Court ruling with which you disagree other than Roe vs. Wade and even though you’d commented on just such a case from Alaska no less not three months ago your eyes turn into a big neon sign reading “Vacancy” and you insist it’s because that evil media asked the wrong question.

(via rulesformyunbornson)

I don’t mean to jump on the “what if your son is gay” bandwagon… but what if your son is gay? You’ve been pretty intent on your son’s heterosexuality ever since Rules For My Unborn Son first started.

Just putting it out there. You know, again.

People on Yahoo! Answers have been having some fun with the recent “I accidentally the whole x” meme. Using Google to search Y!A for “i accidentally whole” brings up 14,000 pages. Some of them are genuine questions, but others are remixes of the classic fleshlight reference. Here are some of the more amusing questions, with excerpts from the answers, as well as links so you can read them in full:

I accidentally a whole fleshlight. Should I go to a doctor?
“Oh good lord—just sit on the toilet and push REALLY hard. It’ll be fine.”
“OMG verb”

I accidentally a whole potato is this bad?
“lol did you mean ate? becouse i eat 3 potatoes at dinner sometimes its healthy for you but not more than 3 lol”

I accidentally a whole coca cola bottle please help!?
“Don’t be afraid of the pleasure it gives you. I don’t think it was an accident that you the whole thing up there. Some people have whole light bulbs, hamsters, water bottles, etc. The hospital is used to seeing people that have with unusual objects. Don’t worry.”

I accidentally the whole PS3 controller. Help!?
“I think you mean- I accidentally ________ the whole ps3 controller.
You may have meant to fill in the blank with-
ate
shat out
created a unlicensed nuclear weapon with
Gave a homeless man
killed a man with”

I accidentally a whole toblerone?
“You’re almost there. step 1: Accidentally a whole toblerone. step 2: ????? step 3: Profit!”

I got a new CD and I accidentally the whole thing?
“You just lost the game.”

Can the meme be done now, plz?

Previously (and still popular) on mindset: I accidentally the whole economy

notthatkindagay:

Hustler Video’s X-rated flick, “Nailin’ Paylin,” features adult actress Lisa Ann in the Alaskan governor’s signature specs and up-do, who “will be nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door.”

In a flashback sequence, “young Paylin’s creationist college professor will explain a ‘big bang’ theory even she can’t deny!”

Ugh -_- really unpleasant images just popped into my mind.

AUDREY HEPBURN IS THE MOST AMAZINGLY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN EVER.

She is absolutly stunning. And charming. And fabulous.