mindset.

(via caseydonahue:soupsoup:kari-shma)

Seriously, this is true.

funtime:

1. Never wear skinny jeans. Looking like a 14 year old girl with a summer squash down her pants is not sexy

DISAGREE. Guys look so bad in baggy jeans. Looking like you’re swimming in a sea of useless, shapeless fabric is no more attractive than having your “summer squash” on display. And, assuming a summer squash is a metaphor for a penis, I had far more trouble with “it” before I began to wear skinny jeans.

I wear skinny jeans daily now. Because they suit me and I know how to wear them. I would look ridiculous in baggy jeans — that’s just how my body type is.

• I failed a math test. 48%. I’ve never failed a test before but for some reason, now that I have, I don’t care. I didn’t get that heavy feeling in my stomach I feel like I would in normal circumstances. I just didn’t care at all. I’m an arts guy — quadratic relations aren’t relevant to my interests and very likely never will be.
• After school: Arts Collective. Where people go to be counter-cultural. Lead by the coolest teacher ever, so it’s worth going to. Rachel and Katie go to it = awesome.
• Walk Rachel to bus stop. Start walking home. Two birds shit on me at the same time. Shit steams, then hardens.
• Immediately after this I drop my iPod, which bounces all over the road because its rubber skin is unnecessarily thick. Cue stopping in the middle of the road to get it, with bird shit all over my arm.
• Get home. Discover more bird crap on my backpack.
• Tumblr.

(via entrails:fuckyeahfranco)

I really love whoever started Fuck Yeah Franco. Gabe Slutporta is almost as good.

treebee:

thelosspeaks:

pterodactyls:

I am going to map you. Where are you located?

(this one is real)

Springfield, Virginia

Boston, Massachusetts.

Waterloo, Ontario

Black Sheep (2006)

Black Sheep (2006)

Black Sheep (2006)

Black Sheep (2006)

JESUS CHRIST IT’S A SHEEP! GET IN THE CAR