mindset.

stopwhispering:newsandbooze:

Word to this.

thedailywhat:

The Soup writers Tess Rafferty & Nic DeLeo do a decidedly Soup-y re-imagining of the classic holiday standard “Baby, It’s Cold Outside.”

(via.)

BUT HE’S NOT WEARING A BIKINI

goodplace:

AGYNESS DEYN IN MALE FORM!

Is this Lee?! No way. Explain moar further!!!

Cow: Well, well, well.
Bruto: You can talk!
Cow: That’s ‘cause you’re out of your mind.
Bruto: Yeah. You see a girl?
Cow: She went that-a way.
Bruto: Thanks.
Cow: Wouldn’t do that if I were you.
Bruto: Why not?
Cow: You know you’re fucked.
Bruto: (laughs) Yes. I know.
Cow: I mean, dead fucked.
Bruto: Hell, you’re just a fucking cow.
Cow: A fucking cow who can fucking talk.
Bruto: …I gotta go.
Cow: Yeah. Bye-bye.

Untalkative Bunny was the most wonderful show ever.

/retro-fucking-throwback

Fun Facts: Untalkative Bunny was a Canadian/British split project. Bunny’s neighbourhood is thought to have been Ottawa, Ontario. 195 episodes were produced and aired in total (via Wikipedia.)

Untalkative Bunny — “Friendly Friend”

Tegan and Sara “talk” to the Untalkative Bunny

I loved 6teen, okay? Jude was such a loveable pothead. Teletoon would never show bongs being hit but it’s pretty easy to assume shit went down. Same for Nikki. Pot. Head.

The (brilliant) talking cow scene in Shrooms

“Christmas Tree” by Lady Gaga

Yes everybody knows, we will take off our clothes. // My christmas tree’s delicious.

I need to take a shower.

Subject: PUPPY FOR ADOPTION
Date: Sun, Dec 21, 2008 at 1:22 PM

Hello,
My name is prince williams, I came across your email address through an email surfing Affiliated with the US chamber of Commerce, and My late Grandma was a puppy breeder, She died about 2 months ago and she left 2 puppies, Female English Bulldog & Yorkshire Terrier Puppy before she die, They are so adorable, Due to my job as a Oncologist  Doctor, My job do not allow me to take good care of these babies, I would have love to take care of them myself but due to the nature of my job i do hardly have time for my self, So i want to find them caring & loving parent who will take good care of them and willing to adopt, if you;re interested in having one of them, please contact me immediately ,for more details and information, and let me know if you want the Yorkshire Terrier Or the English Bulldog. Here is my email ( hilarynco@gmail.com )

The Queen breeds puppies? Prince William treats cancer for a living? I can understand choosing random names for the purpose of scamming dumb North Americans but why the hell would you pick Prince William?! Sorry, I mean Prince Williams.

I responded by the way. I’m asking for the Yorkshire Terrior. We’ll see how this plays out.

Music video for “Toe Jam” by The Brighton Port Authority ft. David Byrne and Dizzee Rascal. Hilarious, clever, perfect.

The Brighton Port Authority is Fatboy Slim, and this is the best video of 2008, hands down.