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It’s going to be a long night, bitches. Let’s not all start sucking each other’s dicks just yet.
From the Gawker comments:
And I need whiskey after reading this post. Either way, this election ends the same way 2004 did: me shit drunk, grabbing pumpkins off of my neighbors’ stoops and smashing them on the pavement while singing ‘God Bless America’ at the top of my lungs.
Whether or not I do it with a smile on my face this time remains to be seen.
