mindset.

Mindset turned 1 yesterday which means it’s time for a reflectional post. Damnit, I know. For the past 366 days I have littered your dashboards with things that probably excite you substantially less than they do for me. I understand this. Thank you for following and reblogging me, and I encourage you to continue to do so throughout next year. Because I’m not done yet. No way.

This year, point-form’d:

• I’m gay.
• I live here.
• Cole Mohr + Luke Worral = male model buddies. YES PLEASE
• I accidentally an entire fleshlight (among other things, thanks to Yahoo! Answers)
• Pearls Before Swine may be the best comic ever.
• Andrew VanWyngarden of MGMT. Oh. My. God.
• Topman is in London. I miss both the store and the city dearly.
• 30 Rock forever and for always.
• I launched my first Cut The Crap Playlist last June. I’ll make them as long as people like them. And people do, which is awesome.
• I reblog The Daily What far too often. Same for Stop Whispering.
• Remixes are cool.
• Spaghetti cat brought to you in part by The Soup.
• LOOKBOOK.nu is the hipster website to end all hipster websites.
• Xzibit has been successfully turning tumblr’s collective soul into mush for about a month now. A website is about to be started called “fuck yeah xzibit”, a move which implies the meme is on the verge of dying forever.

Other interesting things:

• All songs I’ve ever posted.
• All images I’ve ever posted.
• Check out the changes mindset went through this year on archive.org.
• As of today I contribute to tracks. If you see a post with a laser kitty under it, it’s my doing. Have a listen; you might like it.
• My year-end lists for 2007: Part 1, Part 2… crappy, but existant.

HERE’S TO ANOTHER GREAT TUMBLR AND/OR IRL YEAR!

People on Yahoo! Answers have been having some fun with the recent “I accidentally the whole x” meme. Using Google to search Y!A for “i accidentally whole” brings up 14,000 pages. Some of them are genuine questions, but others are remixes of the classic fleshlight reference. Here are some of the more amusing questions, with excerpts from the answers, as well as links so you can read them in full:

I accidentally a whole fleshlight. Should I go to a doctor?
“Oh good lord—just sit on the toilet and push REALLY hard. It’ll be fine.”
“OMG verb”

I accidentally a whole potato is this bad?
“lol did you mean ate? becouse i eat 3 potatoes at dinner sometimes its healthy for you but not more than 3 lol”

I accidentally a whole coca cola bottle please help!?
“Don’t be afraid of the pleasure it gives you. I don’t think it was an accident that you the whole thing up there. Some people have whole light bulbs, hamsters, water bottles, etc. The hospital is used to seeing people that have with unusual objects. Don’t worry.”

I accidentally the whole PS3 controller. Help!?
“I think you mean- I accidentally ________ the whole ps3 controller.
You may have meant to fill in the blank with-
ate
shat out
created a unlicensed nuclear weapon with
Gave a homeless man
killed a man with”

I accidentally a whole toblerone?
“You’re almost there. step 1: Accidentally a whole toblerone. step 2: ????? step 3: Profit!”

I got a new CD and I accidentally the whole thing?
“You just lost the game.”

Can the meme be done now, plz?

Previously (and still popular) on mindset: I accidentally the whole economy

Probably NSFW, for the subject matter discussed. It really is fucking hilarious though. Read as people try to confuse online customer service reps in an online chat (for a website selling sex toys) as much as possible.